greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

how are you not going to give me pussy after I notorized your fishing license application

(via jazeth)

opeo:

me when i see a virgo

(via thecommonchick)

wearekindafucked-deactivated201:

(via doublehelixs)

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dugaden:

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pure:

People who hate kids prolly got dragged by one. Children can sense demonic energies. When a kid calls you a doodoo dookie head that’s like a palm reading.

(via doublehelixs)